Saturday, January 16, 2010

Suckers!

I have always had a special disliking for Class Insecta and Class Reptilia. I haven't been really able to choose though which out of the two I hate more. On one hand it is the creepy crawlies and on the other hand there are slithery slimy creatures.
However, class insecta attracts special hatred because of the tiny little creatures that wreak havoc in my life. I feel class Insecta was created by Nature to see to it that class Mammalia doesn't get all the peace of mind it deserves. So while the poor cows caked in their own shit( well that's how I've seen them) struggle to keep flies away by whipping their tail in every possible direction, the poor stray dog has to roll on his back to soothe his tick and mite itch (thank god for the rough roads of the country) and though you may tend to refer to Homosapiens as the smartest of the lot they aren't smart enough to escape the blood suckers of Insecta. Inspite of killing gazillions their population never seems to turn extinct.
And they attack you from all quarters just the way they show it in the Mortien and Good Knight ads except for the fact that the machine seems to work only on animated mosquitoes and not the real ones. Probably they should write 'Machharon ka khatma' *conditions apply.
Mosquitoes are probably the only creatures which will neither let you sleep nor stay awake.
As for me its ab tak chhapan..the count is on!